Mambo shirt, $4

Its amazing how little it takes to turn an ordinary item of clothing into something a youngster might pay top dollar for. Take this plaid shirt. All I had to do was pick off the pocket which was emblazoned with the words “flip flop fascism” and a picture of a swastika wearing thongs and it became something my teacher boyfriend was able to wear to work. Except that he never did. Because he never liked the shirt - with or without its pocket. Which just goes to show that just because a man doesn’t appear to have a signature style doesn’t mean he doesn’t.