The toiletries aisle of the supermarket is an environmentalist’s nightmare. Panty liners for everyday freshness? Just change your underpants at lunchtime if you want to! Hand wash that comes in a plastic bottle and routinely contains petrochemicals? I’ll stick to soap. And if I want up the ante I’ll buy a fancy bar and put it on this stone dish. The dish comes from an op shop with a shelf laden with car radios and collections of doorknobs and a sign saying “Men’s Business.” Oh, the things men get up to these days.