Hair colour, $2

Op shoppers can’t be choosers. My car visor CD holder has the phrase “Fly with me…” embroidered on it, but even if the only holder I could find was one emblazoned with the words “Hot chick” or “Bitch on wheels,” well, then, that’s just the kind of girl I would have to become. If my six-year-old were to be let loose in a Hairhouse Warehouse, who knows what kind of getup she might come up with for crazy hair day at school. But as it stands, any craziness has to be based on accessories we already own, and if she wants colour, it has to be red.