Glasses, $1

For a few years now my boyfriend has been getting one or two tension headaches a month. He has been using an analgesic/calmative but recently, at a gig in the city, he turned to me and asked whether the bloke on stage with the long blonde hair and very tight pants was good-looking. Instead of replying I handed him my glasses. Nope, the bloke was not good-looking and yes, my boyfriend’s eyesight was probably the headache culprit. Op shops are full of what I presume to be dead people’s glasses, and after picking out this pair we made an appointment with an optometrist.